Low man


An individual who is the lowest man on the totem pole at his job and often is requested to do manual labor.

A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.

A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.

Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as “Super Duper Low.”

Low men often get paid just enough so they don’t quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.

Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term “low man” or simply “low” as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.

Sir: “Where’s low man? Hey Lowman, where you been?

Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..

Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.

Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
by Motha Fuckin Low March 17, 2009
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Low Standards

When A Girl Or A Boy are so desperate for friends or an intimate partner that they will take even the least attractive and least intelligent etc. as adequate.
Jeff: Did you hear Linda is dating that freakshow Johny?

Todd: She has Low Standards Man.
by Captain Cream Soda August 05, 2016
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low-rider

Youth of the sort who used to drive slowly in vehicles modified to ride close to the ground; usually Mexican-American types
The low-riders drove up and down Whittier Boulevard, "For Your Love" blasting from their radios.
by cornholio October 15, 2003
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Low end

A girl that hang out with every boy or talk to every boy like she a ho
I wanted to talk to her but she a low end.
She know almost every boy in Milwaukee, she a low end🙄.
by chummyforanothermummy June 13, 2020
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Low Frank

Low Frank? What's that?

Well it literally means nothing.
Sam: "Its been a cryptic day".

Henry: (in agreement) "Low Frank".
by YidiBigAT December 08, 2020
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battery low

one of three situations that smartphone users (regardless you're using iPhone, android, blackberry, windows phone etc) never ever wish to see. another two is low wifi signal and loading moving circle.
Guy A: dude I gonna to check my Facebook whasapp twitter Google blah blah blah.......huh! battery low! I didn't bring my backup battery!
Guy B: hahahahahaha you fail!
by microsoft_halo_fans March 11, 2014
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got low

to get away from a specific area swiftly and incognito
Joey got low after he robbed that gas station.
by a_ingramjr August 04, 2012
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