Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.


Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.

I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?

by Seriously this is ridiculous February 04, 2009

Jerome Bettis

Arguably one of the greatest running-backs ever. Jerome ran for 13,662 yards in his NFL career, spending most of his time with the coveted Pittsburgh Steelers (arguably the greatest NFL franchise ever). Jerome is also a highly regarded bowler and also loves to eat his BBQ potato chips. He led the PIttsburgh Steelers to victory during his final season in Super Bowl XL

Guja: Jerome Bettis sucks.

Weaver: You're a handjob Guja, Tom "I'm a Litte Teapot" Brady sucks way more.

by SteelerJav May 24, 2006

Bouncing Betty

When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine

Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine

Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty

by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020

stale betty

A betty past her prime.

I found a wrinkle and a gray hair this morning... I'm such a stale betty.

by StaleBetty August 19, 2005

Betty booper

a girl who is old fashion and always tries to act like the hero but asks a big strong man for help.

"bro oh my god my girl friend is so annoying"
"how?"
"shes just being a Betty booper"
"dang"

by the guy who did nothing April 07, 2020

Betty booper

an old fashion girl who tries to act like a hero but always ends up asking a man for help.

"bro my bae is being so annoying!"
"how?"
"bro shes being a generic Betty booper!"
"dang!"

by the guy who did nothing April 08, 2020

bouncing betty

A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.

If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.

by GuesssWho9 September 15, 2016