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chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.
I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.
by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016
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Manwell Oglethorpe

Vic Nappa's juicy midnight lover. Father of Junior Varney. President of the baguette appreciation club. Happy to scream ingles in Spanish class.This man has true potential, and no, he's not gay, only for Vic Nappa. Manwell Oglethorpe is the pinnacle of good looks as well, he has the kiwi head of a godess with pride and prowess. Be jealous Ryan, you mug.
Oh man, I sure need a Manwell Oglethorpe in my sad life before I commit the suicide.
by Vic Nappa November 16, 2016
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Inadvertent Omelet

When the whipped eggs go into the pan then you suddenly realize you have all the good veggies 🌶 hiding in the fridge to quickly wash chop and cook before the eggs cook all the way through. Clock's ticking!
Started cooking scrambled eggs in the pan then suddenly realized I had all the complimentary veggies hiding in the fridge to make an inadvertent omelet happen before the point of no return.
by The Reclaimed Chef November 5, 2019
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kill ometer

Me: kill ometer. ometer fucking sucks man
by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021
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Cream cheese Omelet

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012
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Flip the Omelette

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.
Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.
by Corncakes February 8, 2020
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omlette du flomage

a phrase where you dont know the answer to a question asked so you just say omlette du flomage
"hey whats your next lesson"
Reply: omlette du flomage
by Nick Elsom April 27, 2005
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