Burkhardt olympics

A random game played at any given time where victims of a horrific fart give it a medal of bronze, silver or gold. Named after Mr. Jim Burkhardt, the nastiest Budweiser drinkin ass ever made. Its almost always a guarantee that after a competitor has wiped out half the room he (or she) is gonna have to go wipe themselves due to the large amounts of fart grease released with the competitors entry. The game cant be played when one is droppin a deuce. Multiple medals can be won in any given day.

Good God!!! What the hell did you eat?!?! (starts to dry heave) I'll give that a silver medal in the Burkhardt Olympics..

by poops Duck December 11, 2010

darwin olympics

When you completely ignore facts that can get you and a large group of people sick or dead, you’re playing Darwin olympics.

You’re ignoring the CDC and hanging out at the bar during the spread of coronavirus? Good luck with th Darwin olympics.

by warpig March 17, 2020

Olympics

The multinational games meant for fun and nationalprode, but over the years has gone to the dominant American team.

In 1896 when it started, the Olympics were fair. Now, in 2012, the US Team has been dominant on many levels in many events.

by jporregorre August 2, 2012

olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005

Special Olympics Mode

Often Facebook users are reported by other users. From time to time the Nazi's who run the show decide that the reported user has crossed the line and send the Facebook account into 'Special Olympics Mode'. That is, it has become disabled.

Emelda- "Hey Ivan, have you heard from
Ricky lately?"

Ivan- "No, I think her account is in
special olympics mode"

by Ivan K. March 9, 2009

Butt kissing Olympics

Competition at work of who kisses more ass.

Congradulations Larry, you just won 1st place in the butt kissing olympics!

by AngeesseuleTaina February 19, 2010

Dick Olympics

The Dick Olympics also known as session sex is an extremely extended period of sexual intercourse. The participants start the marathon eager and prepared, and leave tattered, torn, and probably sticky.
There are 1st and 2nd place trophies and subsequents based on the number of participants.

***The Dick Olympics; Going 4 Gold, just for a second, just to see how it feels! est.1969***

After months of training, Tim "pre-came" short of the gold for the Dick Olympics.

by Shellsnell1 January 15, 2018