Troll: Children should be allowed to vote
Ogre: That's SO true! Voting is ageist! Babies should be allowed to vote. From the womb!
Ogre: That's SO true! Voting is ageist! Babies should be allowed to vote. From the womb!
by Shadeseeker August 09, 2021
It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
by PilgrimKid September 07, 2023
by superplush January 09, 2018
by A-Ray of Light April 28, 2019
John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
by Mimuxus August 03, 2023
When you get so incredibly shit-faced that you begin to resemble an ogre and start smashing things for no reason
“Jesus Christ, Melissa got so ogred last night. She broke into the booze and drank everything, then she punched a hole through three layers of the house’s foundation.”
by MaxIsVeryFunny March 01, 2021
originated from 'title troll' to better suit for the STOP movement
like a title that hacks algorithms and grabs viewers' attention,
a title ogre does the same by making comments using elements from the title
for example:
title: 709 page book of the world largest prime number
comment: my friend is a primate, his primary choice of diversion is primal rage
like a title that hacks algorithms and grabs viewers' attention,
a title ogre does the same by making comments using elements from the title
for example:
title: 709 page book of the world largest prime number
comment: my friend is a primate, his primary choice of diversion is primal rage
sigh the comment section is bloated with impractical jokes again; better take action now and STOP those title ogres
by StarryMayhem November 02, 2018