Happily Ogre After

Two individuals one in a Shrek costume and one in a Donkey costume cover their hands in Wasabi. They then begin to stimulate the others genitalia, as they both reach completion the Shrek then begins to fuck the Donkey in the ass with either a penis or a dildo covered in Wasabi; as this is going on the Donkey is screaming the intro to, "All Stars," and the Shrek is constantly repeating the phrase, "These bitches be clappin', but they ain't usin' their hands."

I had to Happily Ogre After last night, that girl is a psycho. I had to go to a burn ward.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Cell Phone Ogre

The beast that is the real reason for accidents involving a phone. When the driver of a car is talking on a cell phone the Cell Phone Ogre grabs the car and throws it into another car. Normally masks his appearance in the form of an individual or higher power stopping people from using a phone while driving.

Driver: Ooh! My girlfriend just sent me a text message, I'm gonna check it. Hmm.. she's leaving for the airport now, I think i'll text back saying "have a great trip!" *Driver begins to text*.
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)

Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*

by Brycipoo January 1, 2009

party ogre

That person at the party that's all drunk and knocking shit over i.e. TV's, Bottles, Plants, Lamps, tables, etc.

"You knocked over the TV and almost crushed your bf's Wii" - sister

"I'm sorry I'm just a big, ol'Party Ogre" - gfish

"Don't mind me, I'm just the Party Ogre. Look out Party Ogre coming through" - gfish

by Candirumaster5000 January 6, 2008

Bush Ogre

Similar to Chode Goblin but it is a girl with a nasty ass bush.

Person 1: Hey did you sleep with that chick last night?

Person 2: Almost until i found out she was a bush ogre.

by slappersonly May 14, 2011

Fighting the Ogre

Trying to defecate while a penis is in your rectum

Samantha became weak as she was Fighting the Ogre so she took a nap

by Bradford McGee June 11, 2013

Office Ogre

This person is usually a female that is extremely over weight and ugly. She has large breasts is definately not attractive,has at least one noticable mole on their body that wants to make you throw up and there is not enought money in the world to fuck this girl. They are typically WOW (World Of Warcraft) players. They meet guys online that have similar intrests. They are usually white and are very sensitive. They tease and make fun of other people not realizing they are fugly. They tend to eat chili or things of the sort. Ex: Fritos,pasta,mixed with chili beans and cheese. They tend to make a big deal about anything. Office Ogre usally get made fun of. Other office people are glad that they dont know someone like that outside off work. Office Ogres tend to eat junk food . When the Office Oger takes a shit everyone knows that she is in the restroom.Office Ogres takes their job very seriously so they are always on time and always make a big deal of being back to work on time.If you work with an Office Ogre I am trully sorry.

Damn dude I cant believe that Office Ogre still works here. I would have fired that nasty bitch the first day. I bet she eats Rice Krispy treasts all the time.

by Edgar Vences July 16, 2007

Ganja Ogre

One is large who smokes the devils lettuce in great amounts

Dude, I watched Jana smoke a whole lot of ganja this weekend she's a total ganja ogre

by the ganja man March 8, 2009