closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 9, 2013

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oblivious hetero

A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual

“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates”

by Z95.1 April 20, 2021

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hetero-duogamy

The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.

Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.

by Argolander November 30, 2018

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hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.

Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

by Anonymous submissions March 25, 2024

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faux hetero

When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.

Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.

by JV84 June 13, 2009

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