gobble the nob

Gobble the nob is British slang for giving head to a male person.

Ira felt so much better after he'd pulled out his wang and, by waving it in front of her face, convinced Wanda to gobble the nob.

by http://bit.ly/VfHlm4 January 30, 2014

nob flake

some crummy bastard always gettin up in peoples grillz

ya sick nob flake

by ericcartman74 March 8, 2011

Stup Nob

A Stupid Nob that is too stupid and nobbish to articulate the words ‘Stupid Nob’

Why’s that Stup nob calling me a Stupid Nob?

by MickyToiletDuck May 3, 2018

nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob

wow james is a nob twat

by Sex vibe July 23, 2018

Nob globbed

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob

Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed

by DankNigz January 15, 2017

nob jog

To exercise ones manhood in a sporting fashion

Look at the bruise i've got on the palm, i've just been nob jogging

by Adam2000 January 13, 2008

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018