poop pressure

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.

Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.

by Tjupr December 3, 2013

press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.

"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever

by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021

butt pressure

When you store in so much farts because of social norms that an intense sharp pain rises in your anus and rectum.

Ah man, I just had so many baked beans at this wedding and now my butt pressure is at a extremely high magnitude.

by 34AR January 10, 2014

Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.

Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!

by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021

pressure paul

Someone who pressures you do something you reAlly don't want to do.

"Come in the lake with me!!"
"I don't feel like it"
"Come with me now before I sh00t you all"
"Okay, jeez you don't have to be such a pressure paul"

by isthataDChoodie August 12, 2017

hand pressure

When someone pressure's you to do something

"Your hand pressure me for $20"

by Davidos May 14, 2006

splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.

Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!

by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010