New England School of Law

Where law professors fuck you really hard in the ass.

I met this girl on myspace who wanted me to send her to New England School of Law last night.

by 3L Love January 16, 2009

New England Snow Plow

When a hairy man cums inside of his hairless girlfriend while she is on top of him, and she lets his massive load drip out of her tight pussy onto his chest. She then smears it over his body by grinding her hips up down his chest.

She gave me a New England Snow Plow back when I lived in Cambridge, and we've been dating ever since.

by rugburnatthefairmont February 2, 2015

New England Ice Cream Sandwich

Eating an ice cream sandwich while getting a blow job

I totally got a New England Ice Cream Sandwich the other night.

by Jksb June 25, 2017

New England Clam Patty

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.

"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009

The New England Green Jello Foxtrot

The act of taking a woman and concocting a green jelly (or any color of choice) which is pored into the female's anal cavity and put in a large refridgerator until the jello is in a solid state and is followed by a rim job with a tasty treat.

"That man took my sister and gave her the new england green jello foxtrot."

by Tooslow April 28, 2008

pump-action New England clam chowder rifle

A cock.

I pulled down my pants, whipped out my pump-action New England clam chowder rifle, hammered away at Stephanie, and blasted a load of little sailors into her sea of love.

by pentozali December 27, 2011

new england gas mask

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth

My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night

by Aurora Whorialis July 23, 2024