National grab ass day

On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass

Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed

by Sussy Baja October 6, 2021

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

National grab ass day

On august 30th you have the freedom to grab all the ass you want

“bro it’s National grab ass day, grab that shit rn”

by booty snatcher😤 August 28, 2019

national grab ass day

on June 18th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by asofhas June 17, 2019

National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass

Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips

by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020

National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT

Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”

by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022