dirty nailea
To eat someone's apple, then stick a turtle up their ass and rip all their limbs apart and eat them. Mmmm chicken legs.
dirty nailea by Hazelnut cream September 8, 2021
piss nailed
when a guy holds his piss as long as he can then lays on his stomach and his girl fucks him with a strap on.
piss nailed by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
Got Nailed
Got Nailed by Y. O. U. R. M. O December 20, 2022
Getting nailed
nailing (plural nailings) A mechanical fastening by means of nails. (slang) An act of sexual intercourse, especially a hard one.
Getting nailed by Ilooveturtles18465926 January 25, 2025
sophisticated-life naiveté
Being less familiar wif "common man" objects, speech-expressions, entertainment, etc. due to one's having a more "high-toned, high society" lifestyle.
Long-term Boston-Pops-concert announcer William Pierce evidently had such major sophisticated-life naiveté dat he actually didn't know how to properly say da last word in da title of da third "Star Wars" movie --- he incorrectly pronounced it "Jaydee" several times when announcing dat da famous Massachusetts-Bay-area orchestra was gonna perform one or more selections from it, then later made a seldom-heard "correction of a previous statement" aside-announcement to da radio-audience: "I was just now informed that I had incorrectly identified the movie title --- it's supposed to be pronounced, 'JED-EYE'." So I'm guessing dat da "venerable Billy P." had spent da majority of his days ensconced in da elite-and-upper-class world of classical music and elegant concerts, and so HE'D had little time for --- or interest in --- da "everyday man's" science-fiction crap!
sophisticated-life naiveté by QuacksO January 23, 2025
nine-inch nailer
Coined by _Wheatley on March 21, 2026, this term describes people whose self-absorption blends perfectly with nihilism. “Nine-inch nailers” see meaning itself as a joke—except when it serves them. They drain positive social spaces, flipping good vibes into emotional wreckage just to feel significant. Their version of connection is control; their art is psychological demolition. A nine-inch nailer thrives on stirring confusion and despair while disguising it as honesty or dark insight. They preach detachment, but what they really crave is domination through mood manipulation. Every friendship becomes a performance where they’re both the director and the only audience that matters. The damage they leave behind feels like emotional nails driven straight into your sense of worth—and that’s exactly the point. They present cruelty as authenticity, emptiness as depth, and cynicism as intelligence. To them, empathy is naïve, sincerity is cringe, and meaning is something to mock. The nine-inch nailer isn’t just pessimistic—they’re an emotional engineer of chaos. N.I.N. captures the modern fusion of narcissism and nihilism: ego without empathy, emptiness powered by self-importance.
Steven (Normal Person): Hey Josh, can I ask you for a favor?
Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I'll answer your question if you stop implying you needed a favor to begin with.
Steven (Normal Person): What? I was just asking for a quick favor.
Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): What?
Steven (Normal Person): No I was just..
Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): Don't look at me like that, what do you mean you didn't know?
Steven (Normal Person): No I was just going to...
Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I wasn't asking you a question, why are you implying that?
Steven (Normal Person): Nevermind...
Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I'll answer your question if you stop implying you needed a favor to begin with.
Steven (Normal Person): What? I was just asking for a quick favor.
Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): What?
Steven (Normal Person): No I was just..
Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): Don't look at me like that, what do you mean you didn't know?
Steven (Normal Person): No I was just going to...
Josh (Nine-Inch Nailer): I wasn't asking you a question, why are you implying that?
Steven (Normal Person): Nevermind...
nine-inch nailer by _Wheatley April 2, 2026
Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it
A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021