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Nag- Gard

The posture taken by the Gards of Isengard from the preamble to the Ring Lord And His Minion, it's refers to the pose held by Gards when meet after a substantial absence. The Gard will step onto his right foot & as the left is raised to knee level he will pivot 75-90 degrees his weight as one shoots up the other down and "Nag-Gard" posture is successful once held for a min of 35sec
There Nag- Gard was exquisitely executed, with a beautifully balanced air hold. It all took place in front of the palace as they greeted their new attendees.
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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Bag and nag

When she got an ugly face but a nice ass. Put a bag over her head and smash
Bro that girl is such a bag and nag.
mugGet the Bag and nagmug.

Visual Nag

An unspoken look of disapproval for a non-action or incomplete task
I had one cigarette in 5 hours even though I’d agreed to quit after 40 years of smoking … My partner saw me enjoying a smoke and gave me such a Visual Nag!
by ATF001 September 23, 2021
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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce) and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.
Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!
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The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce), and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.
Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time.
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!
mugGet the The Nag-Chompermug.

NAG

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I Always make sure I have NAG supply and take it daily to prevent my body from feeling like it's 80 years old.
I make small sacrifices to keep NAG stocked in my nutrition bar.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 17, 2022
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tips on the nags

shite, safe as OAP maisonettes. sound as a church, set in jelly
all the way from the orchard to the plastic bottle, bummers cider. whats with the attitude, i sense it.
by reggie? no thanks March 13, 2003
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