Mya

Mya’s don’t listen at all. They are stubborn, thick headed, childish, and they always jump into relationships without thinking.

Wait you have another boyfriend already? Guess you pulled a mya!!

by Boredfangirl123 September 2, 2018

Mya

Mya is normally a name a low life bitch that fakes her own death. She will try to convince you that its he sister & mother texting you. Knowing DAMN MOTHERF*CKING well that its MYA the whole time.

DAVID : Dammm you heard about the girl Mya?
MAE: Yes, the girl that fakes her own death right?

DAVID : Yea her.

by mybmybmybb August 24, 2018

Mya

Mya, usually a brunette with blue eyes and a hint of green and lives in a run-down house. She will do anything for her family even if it includes a fist fight; but don't worry she is very weak and there's a 100% chance you'll win, not her. She will either be your best friend or your nightmare (even tough there's nothing to be scared of!). She will do anything to get attention like throw a ice cream at someone's head. She is really bossy and rude, she thinks she very pretty, smart, attractive, generous and really strong, but she's all the opposite! I give everyone advice not to hang around her because you'll be called 'Sluts'.

Person1: Hey is that Mya
Person2: Oh yeah, she thinks she's all that just like her cousin
Person1: Let's get outta here before she gives us nightmares!!

by Ricosuper9001 July 9, 2018

Mya

A psychotic little lady. Very short. Very aggressive. She likes to cuddle but nobody wants to cuddle with her because they think she’s gonna kill them. Most of the time Mya’s will have resting bitch face. Eats a lot. Likes black coffee and floofy dogs. Only eats vanilla Oreos. Masturbates an unhealthy amount. But you know....they deserve love too. So go get yourself a Mya because they’ll probably buy you food or something

Boy 1: Hey bro, did you see how flat Mya is?

Boy 2: Who’s Mya?
Boy1: over there 👉

Boy 2: oh boy does she look bitchy. I would love to give her all of my love and affection and maybe buy her Taco Bell sometimes

by myawasnot-here- January 6, 2019

Mya

Mya is a very feisty little lady, very aggressive and hungry. She doesn’t like you unless you have a dog . She has resting bitch face but tends to fake smile so much that you might never know. She is a tad psychotic, but she will give you all of her love and affection and buy you food. So go get a Mya, because she’s always single and ready to mingle. Hmu son.

Chef 1: wow do u see that little bitchy thing in the corner over there
Babysitter 1: oh yeah that’s mya. She really likes green beans.

by myawasnot-here- January 6, 2019

Mya

Her 32nd grandpa is black so frick you

Oml mya

Frick u

by Frickyoi March 10, 2019

Mya

Mya is very pretty but she's real slow so she don't see it. Mya also like to talk a lot of shit wether she likes to admit it or nor. She is also kinda funny but she's better at laughing at my jokes. She's a chent overall.

"Mya is a lil bitch."

by saucydragon2247 June 16, 2019