Murk

Murk is used to describe a person that typicaly has intimate relationship with your mother and is 190cm or 6.2 feet tall. He is mostly known for his famous line "jebem ti mater", but is also famous for "picka ti materna", "fuki se", "FAKING", "posilu ti bom mami" and more.

Murk also has a brother that is infact older than he is and does like to fuck your mom as well.

Guy: Murk fucked my mom
Guy 2: Yours too?
Guy 3: They've all been Murked

by Jerryishairy November 12, 2019

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penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

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Murk

Something is shitty, disappointing, or sad

I dropped my fuckin taco on my way home.
Thats a murk

by White Jackie Chan April 21, 2019

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Murk

Smile of God.
The most perfect women in the entire universe.

And it was that Murk I saw .. that make me fell for her bad.

by ADMRR143 November 24, 2021

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insta-murk

synonym of insta-kill.

to instantly kill something

guy 1: dude i js insta-murked this guy
evil guy 2: holy shit im evil

by terrabieyt November 1, 2025

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Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

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