muffslapped

the equivalent of pussy whipped, a guy who is beaten into submission by his female partner, either verbally, physically, or both...

"dude you coming out with the boys tonight? we're all heading down to that new bar full of topless chicks, apparently there's no "no touching policy", sweet!"
"nah not tonight guys, i promised the missus i would cook."
"oh man, you are sooo muffslapped, sort it out!"

by kelly&claire November 2, 2008

Muffsteak

Ho, Bitch, or acting as such. Wussy in nature. To be lesser than or of suitable character in society.

Get your stinky ass socks outta my car you muffsteak.

by Nosy-T Smalls March 11, 2011

muffshroom

a pussy with a fungal infection.
considered a delicasy by some, an aquired taste.

Don't go down on her unless you like muffshroom.

by paydaddi November 24, 2004

ear muffs

A sex position where a girl lays on top of you facing away and you pull the back of her knees behind her head with your hands crossed and you cover her ears with your hands.

ear muffs - not applicable

by TREXwPEX July 15, 2010

muffstache

When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.

"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."

by redcore September 17, 2007

Chocolate Ear Muffs

When it's chilly out in the bushes and you are getting freaky nasty with your pimp or hoe, and you feel a like you've got one barkin' at the back door, and you want to express yourself with some dookie love, you pretend like you want some oral pleasure and right as he or she is down there, you turn to the side, and break loose a winter log right into the ear of your luva. then proceed to press your love nugget further into the ear canal thus dispensing the warmth of a chocolate ear muff. Then repeat on the other side..this part is the most difficult.

last night i gave this hoe some chocolate ear muffs cuz she said that i was too loud while i was banging her..so i told her to turn her head to the side,cuz i had to drop a bomb anyways.i let it loose in that hoochie's ear..she had a brown head this morning when she woke up.

by Lopezius October 9, 2009

Muffstache

pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.

"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."

by antsypants14 July 18, 2014