Mountian Dew

Used to describe the "boob sweat" of a female (or male) with large breasts.

1.Damn Lucy that mountain dew is all up in your shirt.
2.The mountain dew is dripping off that babe.

by Dirty Needles February 3, 2005

mountain dewing

The act of shooting one's sperm in a projectile fashion down a girl's throat, so as not to get STD's, much like waterfalling for water bottles.

Dude, Bobby had the clap so he was mountain dewing Caitlyn last weekend. I wonder if he hit the bullseye?

by Pete Zahutt June 8, 2007

Mountan Dew code red

spin-off of the highly successful, highly caffinated Mountian Dew. tastes like menstration in a can.

*pops a top*....*sips*..GHACK!!! oh my god what is this???? is it that time of the month again?

by llSmithll March 20, 2005

mountain dewing

When sweat runs in between a girl's boobs.

Becky: It's so hot out!
Jen: I know I'm mountain dewing!

by SlothzRuleBitch. June 1, 2013

mountain dewzzie

'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.

1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."

by fktnyromo April 26, 2009

Mountain Dewdoo

1: Shoving a can or bottle of Mountain Dew up your butt because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.

2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.

1: Person 1: That guy is such a tool.

Person 2: We should give him a Mountain

Dewdoo.

2: Person 1: She is such a tool.

Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.

by TanAir December 9, 2013

dewing the mountain

using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse

dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have sex except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your dick and in her vagina then u fuck her safe sex in a can

dewing the mountain

by E J T D August 17, 2011