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mort

a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue
Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT
by mama mort March 13, 2022
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mort

our cat mort is so cute!
by maddyj0417 May 12, 2021
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Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat
Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

Yeah man he was on nbn news”
by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025
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Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.
Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman
by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022
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Mort

Hi mort how is everyone doing?
by Smart athiest September 23, 2018
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Mort

Not a term of endearment. Short for mut-wort (as in HPV of the V) so can be used on someone who's is or behaving like an "irritating cunt"

more so an insult... Really derogatory term given to a person who's looks/smell/or behaviour is disgusting or "Putrid"

Another term for a grub/fuckwit/slut/shit cunt/scum/filthy lowlifes who are involved in putrid senseless acts to others detriment purely for their own selfish gain. They are heartless filth, have no conscience, loyalty or moral boundaries meaning they're capable of absolutely anything and exclude no one... Causing nothing but suffering; like a virus
Jess: "I've got what I owe u but my phone went flat you'll get it n I'm gonna kick the shit outta ya girlfriend too ya pathetic grubs!"

"Sent me on a wild goose chase for more than two weeks arranging times for me to grab what u owe me you're just talking shit out of ya mort face n fucking me around... Me n my girl are the grubs hey? Fucking funny shit ya dumb mort you're the filthy herpe infested drug runner carting your daughter out on ya runs to other druggos at all hours..
by Samummyummy September 8, 2016
mugGet the Mortmug.

Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
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