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Mort

The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.
A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.
by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020
mugGet the Mortmug.

Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
mugGet the Mort takesmug.

geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!
by loncapa January 30, 2024
mugGet the geed mortmug.

Mort

You shagged your Mort yet?
by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020
mugGet the Mortmug.

Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat
Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

Yeah man he was on nbn news”
by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025
mugGet the Bazz mortmug.

Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant
Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Chao shuriken mortemug.

mort

our cat mort is so cute!
by maddyj0417 May 12, 2021
mugGet the mortmug.

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