mort

big troublemaker, replica of bart simpson but more troublesome.

my classmates are such big morts.

by morting March 14, 2025

mort

A female whose appearance is described by the longevity of the word.

Mort = female
Mooort = above average
Mooooooooort = 10/10

What do you think of that mort over there?

That brunette?

She's a mooooooooort.

by sivmin May 7, 2018

mort

to get your cock sucked while you're shitting, and she's shitting on the floor too.

Dayum girl you look real good at morting, let's head home to the porcelain throne and you can show me your skills

by MrMort6969 January 30, 2025

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Mort

A really weird name for a girl. Not very common but have heard it. Boys use it

I’m chatting to another mort

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

Mort

A bowl of finger nail clippings

Mort get out of da way

by I know allll October 5, 2021

Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.

I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.

by thenigs May 14, 2017