Mort

Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd

Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort

by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019

Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.

I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.

by thenigs May 14, 2017

mort

a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue

Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT

by mama mort March 13, 2022

Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat

“Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

“Yeah man he was on nbn news”

by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025

Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant

Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

Mort

Girlfriend/Link

You shagged your Mort yet?

by Gareth Johnson September 13, 2020