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geed mort

some who is both a geed and a mort

geed: non-greek affiliated college student
they usually bash on greek life, yet are jealous of greek life students and try to get into their parties

mort: an individual with low intelligence that sort of meanders around with that lead paint stare
i.e. npc, bot
Look at that indian kid playing ultimate frisbee on the quad. what a geed mort!
by loncapa January 30, 2024
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Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 14, 2017
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Mort

a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives
oof, looks like Mort just committed another ethnic cleansing
by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021
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Mort

The urge to put your feet inside another person’s body cavities.
by Sethamphetamine January 18, 2023
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Mort

He's such a mort
by Dylanpcmc October 6, 2016
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Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant
Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat
Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

Yeah man he was on nbn news”
by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025
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