Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.

Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman

by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022

Mort

A fucking awesome group of friends

Hi mort how is everyone doing?

by Smart athiest September 23, 2018

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Mort

A bowl of finger nail clippings

Mort get out of da way

by I know allll October 5, 2021

Chao shuriken morte

What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant

Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat

“Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

“Yeah man he was on nbn news”

by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025

mort

a sexual kink where you suck the living shit out of a tongue

Yeah man I'm into morting, that shii is HOT

by mama mort March 13, 2022