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Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it
Camavinga is better then gavi
Stop with the mort takes bro
by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023
mugGet the Mort takesmug.

Mort

Hi mort how is everyone doing?
by Smart athiest September 23, 2018
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Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.
Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
mugGet the Mortmug.

Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.
Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman
by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022
mugGet the Mortmug.

Un gro neck dans tes morts

Quand quelqu’un ments c un neck
Melissa tu mens, c Un gro neck dans tes morts.
by rayanelezamel November 14, 2021
mugGet the Un gro neck dans tes mortsmug.

Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat
Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

Yeah man he was on nbn news”
by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025
mugGet the Bazz mortmug.

Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 14, 2017
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