Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

Mort

A fucking awesome group of friends

Hi mort how is everyone doing?

by Smart athiest September 23, 2018

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Mort

A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.

Mort turns around and gets dropped by Sheman

by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022

Un gro neck dans tes morts

Quand quelqu’un ments c un neck

Melissa tu mens, c Un gro neck dans tes morts.

by rayanelezamel November 14, 2021

Bazz mort

Bazz mort. A 6,2ft millfield local who made the news for surviving a bomb threat

“Hey bro that’s bazz mort over there!!!”

“Yeah man he was on nbn news”

by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025

Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.

I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.

by thenigs May 14, 2017