A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.
by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022
Get the Mortmug. Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....
Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town
Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town
Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021
Get the mort cuntmug. The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not
by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023
Get the Mortmug. a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.
Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022
Get the Mortmug. 
by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025
Get the Bazz mortmug. What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant
Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
Get the Chao shuriken mortemug.