Mustache

The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
Antonym:Evil

1) The power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!
2) Wow! what a great mustache!

by Bardsley's Sidekick THE FUZZLE February 23, 2009

Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.

when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!

by tony February 24, 2004

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

moustache-bitch

a slang term referring to unattractive females, who have male physical features

"YO AMANI IS ONE MOUSTACHE-BITCH!"

by James Rockerfeller October 25, 2009

Moustacheturbation

The act of playing with ones' moustache.

Cuthbert playfully twiddled his facial hair, engaging in a spot of harmless moustacheturbation.

by CuthbertLilly May 14, 2009

pimply mustache

1.Facial hair beneathe the nose that has acne (pimples) on it.

Casey stormo has a pimpley mustache.

by A cool kid August 7, 2005

curly mustache

1. A mustache one must locate.

2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.

// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:

IT'S MARVEL BABY!

EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?

...

OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!

OLD SCHOOL!

SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...

MAG-FUCKING-NETO...

CURLY MUS-TAAASH!

MAKE IT RAAAIN!

FUCK THE KNICKS.

// Match ends.

by cockBOMB August 24, 2008