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Monasterboice

A parish in county Louth north of Drogheda. Well known for such attractions as Donegans pub and Mulroys shop, where you can purchase the finest penny sweets

in the country from Denis. Its also well known for is doughuts of the rubbery, burnt on to a road variety. Also goes by the following names: The Mon, Miami Boice and shit hole.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Perosn 2: Monasterboice
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: Ohh I mean Miami Boice
Person 1: Ohh that shit hole!
by Monasterboice boredom May 11, 2009
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Mong-cock

With reference to a male with a large penis, said to match the size of a disabled person with a huge manhood and no idea how to use it.
Simon has a fucking mong-cock
by Rothers March 8, 2015
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Mongaloid

When someone is being an absolute idiot
"Hey I just blew off 50 bucks on soap"
"You absolute Mongaloid"
by Dr drillem October 13, 2019
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ming mong ping pong

An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009
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Ming Mong

A person so stupid/idiotic and possibly a waste of space, a 'Ming Mong' is present throughout all societies. The local muppet who is proud of it deserves to be tagged a "Ming Mong". There are various ways in which the term can be used, as per the examples below:
<Altug> You're such a Ming Mong, Jon

<Dan> Jon the Ming Mong!

<SB> Stop acting like a Ming Mong
by Ringocarr May 9, 2009
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sex mong

1)Usually a female but always retarded who will pole dance for crayons, sweets or coin.

2)A very highly sexed person with downes sydrome that is struck for cash. Sex mongs are often cheeper than the regular exotic dancers just be sure to take a packet of biscuits as payment.
"dance little sex mong dance" uncle Barry
by gem & si November 16, 2006
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Monga

Without an erection. Sometimes used as a term for a dumb person. In the sense of that he is so dumb and stupid that they did him up the butt Monga.
Lo metieron Monga.
They stuck it Monga.

El esta Monga.
He is Monga.
by Jetbori June 5, 2007
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