It’s basically just a person that absolutely stanks due to a lack of personal hygiene. If you go more than 5 days consecutively without a shower you’re probably a reek-monger.
Steven: “ ugh, did you smell Matt in the hallway? That man needs to take a damn shower for once in his life?”
Marcus: “ Yea facts, I was boutta yack. He’s such a reek-monger.
Marcus: “ Yea facts, I was boutta yack. He’s such a reek-monger.
by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021
Get the Reek-monger mug.MONGELLI MUN JELLY Juice JOOS
Noun
1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.
2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.
You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.
The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.
Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Noun
1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town of Bari in southern Italy.
2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Mongelli.
You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Mongelli through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.
The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Mongelli pole.
Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?
Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.
Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?
Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.
Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.
Girl 2: I have been using Mongelli Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.
Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?
Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.
Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Mongelli and get that Juice.
by Chaddilac Escapades August 6, 2011
Get the Mongelli Juice mug.A kind hearted bad bitch , who is really litt and 9 outta ten loves justin bieber. She reps the hoe life and will slap a hoe real quick , im bomb. N i like money
Monyae is the best
by Heymoney March 15, 2017
Get the monyae mug.1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
by tommyO699 January 23, 2009
Get the twat mongler mug.Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.
by nickreaper October 21, 2011
Get the Soul Mongler mug.Someone without any technical ability, capable of breaking electronics simply by being in the same room. Usually roared in a loud voice before breaking more equipment.
by Ally-B. July 20, 2011
Get the Mongatron mug.A male prostitute.
Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)
The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)
The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006
Get the penis monger mug.