moby cockmitized

the most amazing friend group in the history of friend groups<3

i wish i had a friend group as good as moby cockmitized

by maria__8 September 3, 2022

Moby Dick

When a girl let's a guy ejaculate into her mouth and she blows it back into his penis.

"Dude... That hooker I was with last night gave me a Moby Dick... I shoulda known better than to ask for a refund."

"I'll bet that hurt!"

by Chicejigle April 24, 2020

mobied

The act of a fat person, a whale, knocking you over.

Some fat dude mobied me last night in the moshpit.

by milkdudsss July 3, 2012

Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018

Moby Bitch

A very large woman that at first glance could be mistaken for a whale and harpooned on the spot who also just sucks at life and is a total fuck.

Shit, that girls a total Moby Bitch

by Mr.Logic May 27, 2012