Mobile Upload

When you get road head by an old woman with no teeth while driving a Rascal down the street

My grandpa gets around so much better with his Rascal. He gets mobile uploads all the time now!

by filthy pirate hooker December 24, 2009

Gimp Mobile

wheelchair for a gimp (cripple person)

look at that gimp's gimp mobile

by eucerinboy May 27, 2008

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

Mobile rider

a slut who can be booty called by almost everyone, this is the friend you would call if you want to get laid

dude i wanna get my dick wet, let's ring up Lexi for a quicky, she is such a mobile rider

by pppppppppsum August 7, 2011

Virgin Mobile

The crappiest Cell phone provider ever. With its $2.50 ringtones and your 25 cents a minute calls, that are always DROPPED. Nothing ever goes right, no service EVER. Its horrible. Maybe I should go to Europe to make a damn phone call where I have service!

Person 1: So are we chilling tonight? I just got a new Virgin Mobile Celly!
P2: Yeah, sure, I'll check out yer new phone!
P1: Okay cool so I'll meet you at the co- *click*
P2: DAMMIT VIRGIN MOBILE!

by Ash uh lee January 4, 2007

fuck mobile

you fuck a person on a cart thing and u have 2 fuck so hard that the cart moves

god were going 50mph

by reece February 20, 2003

EP mobile

A crazy mini van usally filled with a bunch of people stuck in a 7 person car. Usually drivin by elephant pig because everyone else is wasted. Also usually blowing stop signs and driving on the wrong side of the road. The EP mobile makes many stops during the night usually at classy fast food establishments such as taco bell to feed the hungry travelers. Getting EP mad can result in injuries to his own mini van such as dropkicking and punching. When EP leaves the mobile it could result in grand theft auto or he could just get locked out. It could be a peaceful night in the mobile or someone could get naked.

Guy's we dont have a ride.
Let's call EP and ask him to take his mini van.
DUDE IT'S THE EP MOBILE RESPECT IT.

by Elephant Pig December 8, 2007