moo bomb

Similar to the "jag-bomb", the moo-bomb is a shot glass full of jagermeister dropped into a glass of milk and then quickly drank.

Sounds awful but after trying, it is surprisingly tasty. It was supposedly invented in St. Paul, MN by a couple of University of St. Thomas college students

Hey guys, how about a chocolate moo bomb?

by rdean7487 January 31, 2009

moo d'etat

The sudden overthrow of a government by a large group of cows. A troublesome issue in places like Wisconsin, where there are more cows than humans.

Farmer 1: What are all those cows doing running towards us like that?

Farmer 2: Oh my god! It's a moo d'etat!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Get to the chopper!

by Devin"The Balls"McDermott January 9, 2006

Moo Poo

Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.

Or

My sister

Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?

No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.

by djcrimp December 25, 2008

moo coo

an amazing phrase started by one bored middle schooler

*at basketball game*
"moo coo!"

by PixelGoat February 11, 2020

Moo U

University that teaches agriculture -- Commonly associated with the University of Guelph.

"Are you at U of T?"

"No, I'm at Moo U!"

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 22, 2006

moo cow

A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.

Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing.

Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.

Bob: What's the difference?

Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.

by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003

moo-cow fuck milk

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005