Mistake

A Mistake Is a person who accidentally became born for no reason, even though all of us just came to life to experience crap

You: I'm a mistake in life and I can prove it
Mom: You don't have to. Because Yoyr adopted instead
You: No wonder I'm ugly

by Ihavenoreasontobehere December 5, 2019

its not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPICE✨

its not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPICE✨

what jelly fans comment on YouTube videos because they think their funny

its not a mistake ✨its a MASTERPICE✨

by HelpIess January 21, 2022

best mistake

When you do something or you don't want them but I don't want you so your the best mistake. I didn't want you before but now I do and it also mean you did something you regret and now you don't regret it anymore

Dang!! Gurl you da best mistake I ever had! ;)

by Magic awesome banana painters February 8, 2015

Mistake Girl

A girl who has an affair with a man already involved with someone else, and has been for over two years. He just uses this mistake girl to prove to himself how much he loves he loves his significant other...and after the love-making with the mistake girl, he goes back to his woman with a completely new outlook on their relationship. Nobody but the mistake girl gets hurt in the end because she thought they had something special when after all she was just being used.

"When we weren't in love anymore, I just used this mistake girl to make myself realize how much I love you."

"Don't worry, she was only the mistake girl. It didn't mean anything."

by aamandadam December 17, 2008

Complete mistake

Tori Gregory

She likes oral.

You dated Tori, you admitted dating Tori, and you didn't REGRET ADMITTING you dated Tori. She is a complete mistake.

by Da Brit July 15, 2004

mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!

My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.

by bonher123 February 25, 2011

Mistake Maker

The beautiful mixture of PBR and Franzia boxed wine. Mix it half and half for a delightful evening.

Leo: We only have Franzia and PBR, this night may prove uneventful.

Lucas: MIX THEM, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, MIX THEM.

(Jesus was born)

Leo: I have had so many Mistake Makers, can you bail me out of jail?

by LeoLucas October 18, 2012