Milning

amazing fucking awsome cool guy eric mia
but.. if you dont really hear the name correctly you might confuse it with erin milning .. which is a cruel act that you can force upon one to contract with one and other and presumptuously procrastinate upon oneself, if you look at the future reguarded as a whole you might run into a situation where milning can happen

Girl: Were going to eric mias
Other person: WHOS MILNING?!
3rd member: i dunno
girls: hehhehehehehehehehehe milning

milning: put it on urban dictionary as amazing fucking awsome cool guy eric mia

by aich engel May 5, 2009

Miloing

Hanging out with a BFF (with a particular affinity to water activities) whilst singing, heavily hand motioning, or making weird noises, included, but not limited to, farm animal sounds.

Can you and I go miloing tomorrow?

I was miloing yesterday at the water park.

by monkersmiloer November 5, 2011

milking a cat

A task that is nearly impossible to do.

Getting two toddlers to take a nap is like milking a cat.

by neromike March 4, 2014

milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

by Austin Pealy January 27, 2012

milking the cow

when someone sucks some fat bitch's tittys.

Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.

by V-Po January 18, 2006

milking the bull

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.

John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.

by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

Milting

This is defines you as butters/ugly

Chad your such a milting bruv

by Itsyaboi mc kenty March 16, 2019