Armstrong Melons

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon

Yea she had some Armstrong Melons

by the other one 2 November 12, 2010

threeway melon

Where three men each insert their penises into one of three holes leading to one conjoined gap in the middle. The objective is to be the first to cum without watching any pornographic or arousing content. Last individual to ejaculate will have to each the residue inside.

Hey, I know this might sound a little gay but wanna try that threeway melon game?

by Undercover MVP January 1, 2023

melon bottom

A booty way bigger and more juicy than an apple bottom.

That girls apple bottom is nice, but I prefer my wife's melon bottom.

by The 39 HAndy men March 7, 2017

Poon melon

The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.

NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".

"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"

by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012

Hail Melon

When a race car driver rides the wall of the racetrack at full throttle.

"Yo, Did you see what Ross Chastain did?"
"Yeah, I think they're calling it a Hail Melon."

by Freshmouth October 13, 2023

Melon Bag

Opposite lemon squeeze.

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.

by Jesperz January 2, 2011

Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

by J-Pacey January 27, 2008