Melissa

Short midget with anger issues and has a fuck boy boyfriend

There’s a Melissa coming Towards me

by starwarsporn November 19, 2019

Melissa

Melissa is sexually indiscreet. She gives a whole new definition to hoejoe. If she were a sandwich she would be a sloppy hoe. There are things that are understandable but Melissa is not. Melissa is dominant and loves to eat ass. She loves it so much that she uses the pet name of eating sourkraut for tasting ass. What’s ok for a Melissa is ok for melissa but not for anyone else. She is especially sought after by A Shannon. Shannon’s can’t resist her taste and touch. A melissa will resist a Shannon but a Shannon can not resist a Melissa. A Shannon will often Pursue a Melissa by passive aggressive behavior.

A Melissa is a Shannon’s wet dream.

by Iamncognito February 24, 2019

Melissa

Melissa is a bitch with no fucking tities and she always is a good friend. She has no ass, all the boys be like hell to naw to the naw naw. And she is a whore because she tried to date a 16 year old on snapchat. So I think Melissa’s are annoying and ugly and don’t have no ass

Melissa’s are dusty crusty musty rusty

by CuteBadie198 October 13, 2019

Melissa

A girl who's typically loud, rowdy and causes trouble in all the wrong ways. She has such a shrill voice that when she speaks you want to pierce your own eardrums. Melissa has such a bad attitude that no matter how positive you feel about yourself as soon as you're around her you mental energy is drained, and your mood is just as negative as hers. Melissa is such a bad friend that most who knows her dont want to hangout with her but are forced to due to outside influence. She claims she the friend you can talk to about problems but somehow end up talking about her problems.

Ohh there's Melissa, let's walk the other way and avoid her.

by Not the Nate July 5, 2019

Melissa

Shes a Crescendo of adjectives. She may think blah-blah-blah, charitable with mulah and has the best dang Hoo-ha.

Don't ever play words with her , shell Scrabble your head upq

The Lady , Melissa is a Dime

by ChewURfat June 9, 2018

melissa

a girl who loves boys she is addicted to them

look at melissa

by shwjjdejnejfmemdmcm October 16, 2019

Melissa

bitch

A Grade A egg head who does nothing but put people in a bad mood.

No one:
Literally no one:

Melissa: *being gross*

Friend: *being a douche*
Me: ugh you're such a melissa

by Bouttofightabitch December 29, 2019