bert mccracken

definition:me, myself, i

background: uh.. religious and crappy..

when i wake up in the morning and look in the mirror.

by gummy_bear April 24, 2005

McChickenChan

A fucking nerd who will never match up to our lord Gucci. Posts very shitty memes and has a flat ass. Penis is extraordinarily small.

Man, that guy McChickenChan sure does post shitty memes.

I know right? He'll never be as good as Gucci

by YaBoiMemeGod November 2, 2016

bert mccracken

BERT iS ~SEW~ HOT
i WANT TO DO HiM AND THA REST OF HiS BAND THA USTED

THEY R ALL HOTTiES HE iS VERY TALENTED AT WOT HE DOES N THA REST OF HiS BAND iS 2

i LUV U BERT!!!! iM GOiNG TO MEET U SUMDAY!! KiSSES FROM JENNY

BERT MCCRACKEN iS A HOTTiE!

by JENNY6969 January 10, 2004

crazy mc chicken nugget

noun; an extremely off balanced girl who you may happen to bang out when you are entirely too drunk, and immediately regret it

dude: "hey man how liquored up did you get last night?"
other dude: "well, enough to beat the beat up on crazy mc chicken nugget"
dude: "yikes man, thats rough"

by g.paulsen October 12, 2010

Two McChickens

Originated at the Flower Mound, Texas McDonalds, Two McChickens is a term to describe fat ass people who eat vast amounts of food.

David: Hey look, it's Two McChickens! OINK OINK!
"Look at that Two McChickens, she's eating six cheeseburgers!"

by Erik Kire January 21, 2008

bert mccracken

Very talented vocalist for the band the Used..oh and by the way, I met him at the Wraped tour..lets just say humping his leg isn't all it's cracked up to be

by Sandra September 12, 2003

BERT MCCRACKEN

Brother of Phil

Hey, aren't you Phil's brother?

by fdslkj February 1, 2004