Group masturbation

The act of three or more people jacking off or fingering themselves or others in the same room. This group maybe be of mixed genders or only one gender.

Jim: Dude, I was at Elliot's house the other day and he got some chicks to come over and jack us off.

John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?

Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.

by Jack Alof August 9, 2008

Mathsterbation

Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.

Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?

Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!

Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...

by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013

Masturbation Burn

A blister/sore that occurs along the shaft after excessive masturbation.

After stroking for hours on end, Johnny developed Masturbation Burn.

by Ch@0s117 May 23, 2015

Masturbation Proclamation

Law of the land giving any person the ability to claim any object on which they masturbates onto as long as that is not already claimed.

"I now own this due to the essential rights given to me by the Masturbation Proclamation"

by Christmas cruises October 5, 2017

Masturbation

It's the practicing sexual pleasure on one's self it's completely normal but don't tell my parents I do it

Guy to his girlfriend: yes honey I do masturbation but
Girlfriend: I'm gonna stop you there explain
Guy to his girlfriend: it's to photos of you

Girlfriend: awwww I'm creeped out but it's also a bit sweet

by Thedefinitionwriter11156 June 3, 2021

Velvety Masturbation

When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.

Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"

Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."

by The Masturbation Don October 10, 2010

electronic masturbation

The process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.

I had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime I use this program. It serves no purpose. It is like electronic masturbation. It does me no good!

by Dallas's Widget March 5, 2011