Manby Massive

A pile of wet wipes, that walk around Manby acting like big men thinking they own the area. Consequently setting fire to everything. Their second home is “Beech Grove, and they are all of great big pile of tossers who like each other’s arse.

For example, don’t mess with them. They are the Manby Massive!

by LolMrNoNameLol June 23, 2019

mc massive

very good / fat / big

My god that tune had the most mc massive of bass lines

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Garnet Massive

A gang originating in Glasgow, garnethill area. also known as 69 massive. Famous for their beer pyramid.

sam-hey man lets check out garnethill, i hear the flowers are lovely this time of year

dave- no way the garnet massive crew own that turf, they will chop off your ears and eat your eyes

by glasweege April 19, 2008

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018

Massive go

Adj,
A "massive go" is a seemingly meaningless misspelling of "massive ego." Massive go is code for a guy with a huge dick, and a great personality. Disguised as a typo.

*two friends are texting eachother*
Friend one: "Holy crap Michel has a massive go"
Friend one: "*Ego"
Friend two: "dang, is he cute?"

by Michelthegreatest January 7, 2023

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023