A comical and slang term meant to denote "Maronites," who are an indigenous Christian people of Mount Lebanon. The connection with the two is that the founder of the Maronite sect, Mar Maroun (Saint Maron) has a name that somewhat rhymes with the band name Maroon 5. It is a word often used within a satirical context, yet in lighthearted manner, especially among English-speaking friends.
Hey Pierre, isn't that guy a Maroon 5?
Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.
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Refers to a gay male who prefers to bottom or be the receiver during sex.
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!
Mamgina is rubbing that other guy's back in front of the team... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on Maroons!
by Billy Slaughter June 3, 2024
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Get the Marooning mug.Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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by TheLowTaperFade January 14, 2026
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