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marijuana

marijuana is one of the best gifts god gave to the humankind. smoking just a little bit of this incredible and marvelous substance makes you go straight to heaven for at least 30 minutes. legalize marijuana, legalize pleasure
the old, sweet marijuana
by maviiii November 22, 2021
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marijuana

is a plant that contains thc (among other chemicals) which is used recreationally or medicinally for health and or buzz. This plant can be used for oil, clothing material, fuel, plastics, paper, rope and all sorts of practical and impractical reasons. Colorado and Washington state have legalized marijuana for recreational purposes which took place, after a vote, in 2013. It is still federally illegal in those two states.
Marijuana is legal for recreational use in Washington and Colorado (states).
by DanDad1970 May 13, 2014
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Marijuana

Last week I had to go to a wedding, I had to see who was gonna marijuana.
by anonymous May 15, 2018
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marijuana

the best thing in the world, it feels so good when inhaled, it feels like the worlds biggest orgasm
damn, nigga this marijuana is making me have a orgasm in my lungs
by blaze420sexyassnigga October 8, 2017
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Marijuana

the greatest shit ever.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.

it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
Jock: got bud?
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
by nerdystonnnnner December 28, 2009
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Marijuana

Marijuana; n.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1

"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
by wordNERDD 188 December 16, 2008
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marijuana

A magical gift from beyond, grown to be consumed as a herb but smoked instead. Unleashes the creativity of human mind.
Steve Jobs would of smoked marijuana herb numerous amounts of times.
by Dlstar December 27, 2011
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