A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
by Picax8398 July 28, 2017
Get the two tone post malonemug. This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
by benco555 April 14, 2019
Get the Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seaveymug. by The real alien June 15, 2017
Get the malone gracemug. by Gillyman69 July 3, 2020
Get the Maggsy Malonemug. A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.
Boom chai boom clap clap boom
Boom chai boom clap clap boom
by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019
Get the Post malonemug. A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
Get the Post Malone Syndromemug. To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
by Audiblethought June 12, 2019
Get the Post Malonemug.