Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."

Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!

by Freight Fags March 27, 2016

magic good

A word used for pornography so that others don't understand what you are talking about.

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: Nothing, just watching some magic good.

by Karl Karlson Karlicious July 16, 2008

Boyfriend Magic

The incredible power a boyfriend has to make his girlfriend happy.

"You make everything better" -girlfriend
"Thats my job. Its called boyfriend magic."

by Lovehimalways June 7, 2012

canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.

I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!

by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004

loss of magic

When a someone who frequently takes drugs, takes so much ecstasy (or similar drug) that it stops working. In other words once they have peaked for a certain length of time and started to feel straight again, taking more lines at this point wouldn't do anything. and is generally the warning signs/first stages of a come down.

Druggie 1: Man my three hour peak is over I might just gap it.
Druggie 2: Nah don't do that, i'll just cut us some more lines.
Druggie1: No point buddy, I'm at the loss of magic kinda stage, wont do anything, cya!

by prideofslytherin October 1, 2010

Hoochie Magic

A woman’s magic pertaining to her sacred and sensual mysteries.

The way knowing a good woman can make the world sparkle and feel calm and serene is a type of Hoochie Magic.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Magic Dickskin

A funnier/sleazier way of saying "no condom."

Option: You pretend to roll it on, like in those Trojan Ecstasy commercials where the dude with the white gloves pantomimes putting on a condom when there is nothing there. If you are drunk enough, the next morning you might have actually tricked yourself into believing that you wore a condom.

"That chick was a little sketchy, did you wrap it up?"

"Yup, I used the trusty old magic dickskin!"

by Bill Sampson, Esq. July 8, 2009