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Black Mage

Wielder of Dark Arts, Shaper of Infernal Energies and Eater of Pecan Pie.

Short, robed, and cloaked in shadow, these wielders of Magick are known to be short-tempered poweder kegs of fury, prone to rages in which they will use any sharp bladed object to silence a source of stupidity, be it living or inanimate.

Indeed, they would be a threat to humanity if it was not for their social ineptitude and lack of good judgement, they would be a threat to humanity.

Do watch out for the Hadoken though... and its substitute, the Fighterdoken.
by Anthony H. April 1, 2003
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Magic Kid

A charlatan of epic proportions, theif, scoundrel, deciever, con-man, master of the dark arts, possible Warlock. Regularly tries to swindle you into buying broken cell phones. Always asks if you have money, if you want to go to McDonalds, or if you want anything from Perrys. Never give it money because it will be wasted on fatty cakes.

Pear-shaped, scumstache, wears dumb DC hat, always tilts it in a rediculous and dishonorable fashion. Blazer is vinyled with stupid silk screen designs, and shirts are always cheezy.

Believes to know martial arts, but is actually just a fat douche bag who who assumes a koala-like stance when challenging uninterested people to "spar".

Has disdain for Criss Angel and David Blaine, probobly because they are in 2nd and 3rd place in the magical asshole contest of America.

When asked to be in a movie, the Magic Kid declined, and stated that his "agent" should be contacted first. He proudly gave his agents number out, and he was called. But it was found that his agent was not in the best of health. In fact, his agent was in ICU. When the Magic Kid was told, he gave a smile and laughed his fat little fucking ass off.

Claims to be payed 200 dollars an hour to perform magic at a local pub, when one of the waiters was asked about this, he laughed and said the Magic Kid only comes around and hits on the women at the pub, and is never taken seriously, usually laughed at as a matter of fact. Not payed 200 dollars an hour.

Frequently picked on and photoshopped onto hilarious pictures. Pretends it doesnt effect him, but will most eventually lead him to shoot up his entire video class with a submachine gun or wand.

Douchebag.
"I am the Magic Kid, I am a fucking faggot."

"Hey Malik, do you have any money? Oh wait sorry, I really didn't mean to be like the Magic Kid right there, please forgive me."

"People who know magic should be burned at the stake because of people like the Magic Kid."

"Fuck you, Magic Kid"

"One day I was sparring with my sensei..." - Magic Kid

"Who does the Magic Kid think he is? Marky Mark?" - Jim Helmer

"He looks more like a big pear to me..." - Jim Helmer
by thunderdome April 11, 2008
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magesh

"Magesh" means that "Lord Shiva". In Hindu religion Lord Shiva gives strength , power ,superiority and Victory over Enemies.
He is a God of Hindus.
Incredibles

Super power

Magesh The Saver.

Magesh makes anything at anytime.
by Mageshwaran November 9, 2005
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pullin' a mage

(hey, what why are you so silent? you pullin' a mage?
by baconteets June 15, 2012
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magic mushroom

A wide variety of small tanish/blueish psychoactive mushrooms found in the genus psilocybe. They grow abundantly in warm temperate climates such as BC and the Eastern US, although they are found worldwide.
They contain the chemicals: psilocybin, psilocin, baeocystin, norbaeocystin, N,N-DMT; as well as various other analouges, isomers, and derivatives of these indolamines. These chemicals are psychoactive tryptamines and resemble the neurotransmitter serotonin and bind to the 5-HT recptors.
The effects of psilocybe mushrooms are greatly varied and differ form person to person; mental effects may include: hightened sense of awareness, intense emotions, enhanced senses, time distortion, highly colourful kailedoscope-like visuals, emotional breakthroughs, feeling of "spirits", mild synaesthesia, mystical experences, near death experences, lose of self, merging with objects, ecstasy, cosmic consciousness, enlightenment, ect.
Phyical effects may include: "cold" feeling, sweating, dilated pupils, tremors, nausea, flushing, increased urination, ect.
The mushrooms can be found in the wild however care should be taken when searching for mushrooms as they can be easily be mistaken for poisonous look-alikes. They can be purchased on the black market for $5 CND a gram.
From a spiritual standpoint one could state that psilocybe mushrooms activates and cleans all the chakras, espacally the 6th and 7th. The trip is a very "earthy" experience and one feels very close to nature. Traditionally ethnogenic mushrooms were and are still used in tribal society's to induce visions and divination. Mushroom use is very spiritual and should be treated with the respect it deserves, psychedelic plants/drugs arn't toys.
...If everyone tried psilocybe mushrooms the world would be a much better place.
-Yeah I'm a New-Age hippie;)
Tiny tan mushroom,
Returning home to the Tao,
The spirits of Nature.
-Haiku poem
by RainbowLotus August 7, 2005
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pimp magic

inticing a girl to have sex with you solely using your words, charm, and power
I didn't have enough time to use my pimp magic on that girl last night. she left with with nothin' but a kiss.
by DJ Little September 18, 2006
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magic panty eraser

Any alcholic beverage, particularly red wine or tequila, which causes a woman to have a one night stand.
Dude 1: "That chick drank a whole bottle of wine."

Dude 2: "She's mine dude, the magic panty eraser will be kicking in any minute now!"
by OhioPUA December 19, 2007
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