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marijuana

That dank ass shit your uncle and oldest brother used to smoke in the garage while you were still shitting in your diapers.
"Yo dawg I heard Shaggy got that Dank Kush right now." "Oh word?" "Yeah it's some good Marijuana."
by pro90skills February 19, 2015
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marijuana

the best thing in the world, it feels so good when inhaled, it feels like the worlds biggest orgasm
damn, nigga this marijuana is making me have a orgasm in my lungs
by blaze420sexyassnigga October 8, 2017
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Marijuana

the greatest shit ever.
smoke weed everyday.
some weed every night.
it doesnt fuckin' matter, weeds still amazing.

it brings everyone together, no matter people's difference.
Jock: got bud?
Nerd: helllll yeah!
Jock: lets tokeee, man.
-2 hour toke break-
Jock: man, your tight as balls.
Nerd: balls are tight?
Jock: marijuana is fuckin' tight, and it DOESNT ruin your life.
by nerdystonnnnner December 28, 2009
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Marijuana

Marijuana; n.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1

"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
by wordNERDD 188 December 16, 2008
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marijuana

A magical gift from beyond, grown to be consumed as a herb but smoked instead. Unleashes the creativity of human mind.
Steve Jobs would of smoked marijuana herb numerous amounts of times.
by Dlstar December 27, 2011
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Marijuana

Marijuana is the flower off of the cannabis plant. Not a drug, drugs are bad. Leagalize it. (in Canada perferrably)
Marijuana is gods remedy for hatred:

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for atleast two hours. Fowllowed by a global food shortage. Say No to drugs! Then again, if your talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.
by Tristan For The Win February 3, 2015
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