it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again

that creepy thing buffalo bill would say in the movie the silence of the lambs when he wanted those girls to rub lotion on them selves

guy 1: hey phil it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hoes again.
phil: dude stop you know buffalo bill killed my mom

by hitmanjones21 June 26, 2008

im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.

stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?

by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022

lotionalizing

To moisturize one's skin/body with lotion.

I told my roommate, Ivy, not to come in the room because I just came out of the shower and was lotionalizing.

by marzena August 24, 2008

gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )

Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion

by midget gopha December 17, 2014

Lip lotion

Cum that a person rubs on their lips, after recieving a facial.

My lip lotion cured her chapped lips.

by Maverick Murdered Goose June 4, 2015

Lotion

Verb: The act of applying a skin moistening concoction.

Noun: lōsh, to lōsh

Barbara: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?"
Clementine: "I'm lotion, dumbass."
Barbara: "Well, when your done pass the lōsh over to me. My lady lips are dry AF."

by whichoneofuflatfootsstolemylol November 28, 2019

pizza lotion

Ranch used as a pizza dip.
Also known as Pizzalosh.

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!

by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019