A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)
by Cheburik August 1, 2024
Get the Ass license mug.Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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If the word of the day is really popular,you can bet there will be a ton of copy cat defs where some buttholes use recreative license to submit the def as their own idea.
by wolfbait51 September 30, 2011
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Get the license to grow mug.1. A license to panhandle that has to be purchased from a city.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.
Ford got his bum license for Cincinnati and put in a frame and hung it on the wall in his living room.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.
by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007
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"Actually i haven't been dealing for a few months now. I got a kid on the way and i've been trying to stay clean and make some changes. I've been doing real estate classes after work and working on getting my realtor license. Once i got that then i can make real money"
by Pauley-C August 31, 2020
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