Lemon

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 12, 2017

Lemon

A mentally disabled fruit; Having enough chromosomes to reproduce asexually and alone forever

Lemon: "OH! TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE TWENTY ONE"

by RetardedFroot May 29, 2016

Lemon

Some weird ass motherfucker that's into dressing goth, smoking a vape, having tons of piercings, and doing out of mainstream drugs.

"That fucking dude right there looks like a damn lemon."

"Bruh this lemon-ass party was so whack but the booze and bud was free so I took what I could and dipped"

by Northern Kush July 30, 2016

Lemon

1)Lemon is a popular term used in fanfiction, it refers to sexual acts. The term is based on the slightly squeamish feeling some get upon reading lemon, because of the in detail nature of it.
2)A sour yellow fruit

(Term 1)

Fangirl 1: Watcha reading?
Fangirl 2: Destiel lemons!
Fangirl 1: I love those!

(Type 2)
Person: No thanks, I can’t stand lemons, they are too sour for me.

by -Omnian in disguise- December 29, 2019

Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.

Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!

by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020

Lemon

Lemon is the man that makes me happy when I am sad.

hey lemon im sad.
wanna talk about it?
yeah...
**bingus**

by anonymous November 25, 2020

LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.

Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.

by redshirtguy May 10, 2022