lemming eater

One who feasts on lemmings, the small rodents usually found near the arctic.

Jake: Bro, shane is a lemming eater.
Eric: What?
Jake: Yeah i saw him eat a fucking lemming this morning.

by poods April 23, 2009

lemming

A person who follows everyone else. The word comes from the little monkey, where if one of the monkeys jumps off a cliff, they all do. Someone who follows the herd.

"I hate how they only do it if everyone else does. They're such lemmings."
"You know how if one lemming jumps off a cliff they all do? Well thats a good comparison of them. I mean, they're such lemmings!"

by Megan!! December 28, 2005

jens lehmann

a poor substitute for david "oops i did it again" Seaman, a wanker who looks a lil like the wally David Hasselhoff, from Baywatch...

"oh they didnt want him in borrusia soo they shipped him to Highbury"

"ive never heard of him, mayb cuz he starts behind OLIVER KAHN!!! hahaha and ... well the deutsch dont like him either"

by INTERNAZIONALE 3-0 ARSE... AT HIGHBURY November 4, 2003

Lesman

To mistake clubs for spades, or spades for clubs in a game of poker or Texas Hold'Em.

Matt: "I HAVE A FLUSH! I HAVE A FLUSH!"

Chris: "Thats a club you moron"
Matt: "FUCK, I THOUGHT I HAD TWO SPADES"

Justin: "Wow, you pulled a lesman!"

by Anonymous Deuchebag February 11, 2007

lemming

Animal for which the non-existant Lemming Virus was named. Symptoms of this virus that isn't recognized by any medical textbook no matter how old or new include:
• Spontaneous seizures in which the afflicted shrieks "MUST...DROWN..MUST..DROWN" and leaps toward the nearest body of water
• Acquirement of a Lemming World season pass
• Building a K'Nex Rippin' Rocket rollercoaster model in such a way that the track cuts off just over the hill, resulting in the car flying off the track and smashing into a wall
• Wishing to shrink him/herself to be able to ride in the K'Nex roller coaster car to enjoy this adventure

You have recieved the LEMMING Virus. MUST BURROW MUST BURROW MUST BURROW

by Psylence February 9, 2004

Lehman Brothers

Black people who work on Wall Street.

JaMarcus could have become an NFL quarterback, but instead he went to Wall Street to become one of them Lehman Brothers.

by worldkingproductions October 6, 2011

lemland

A lemland is a land where anal sex is the norm and all the cool kids do it there. Because they like it up the mahogany slide.

I want to go to lemland with that sexy mama

by Cierjess Arnillett April 11, 2008