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Leather Feather

(noun) A piece of incompletely masticated meat jammed between a person's teeth after a meal that captures the attention of anyone they speak to as they are unaware of it's existence or it's unavoidable line of sight.
#1) Before Wayne gave his big speech to the executives, he asked me if he looked alright, so I handed him a toothpick and told him to pluck the leather feather from his front teeth that kepttickling my eyes.

#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"
by Cybertobtic June 9, 2009
mugGet the Leather Feathermug.

leather lip

chewing tobacco or dipping for days upon days until your mouth feels like a piece of leather that has been sitting in the sun Ariozna sun for two weeks in the dead of summer
"Fego has been dippping for 5 hours straight and he told he has a bad case of leather lip"
by Fego March 9, 2009
mugGet the leather lipmug.

leather penis

when a guy's penis is so chafed it looks like it's leather.
"Ben Zeigler jerks it so much he has leather penis!"
by coxsackiebia December 18, 2008
mugGet the leather penismug.

Leather Cheerio

Term used in the batty community to describe the appearance of the ass hole
After getting chutney on his chin, Ritt proceed to go right for a munch on his batty boy's leather cheerio.
by K December 16, 2003
mugGet the Leather Cheeriomug.

Leather goods

A belt in the mouth and a boot in the ass!
"Hey dad, what's for dinner?!"
"Leather goods!"
by Mamasarah1990 August 2, 2017
mugGet the Leather goodsmug.

leather chaps

by Ferragon April 4, 2020
mugGet the leather chapsmug.

Leather-flap

Someone who is a leather-flap; a person fitting the description of a flap of leather
"you are such a leather-flap!"
by bEannnnnnnn October 30, 2021
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