Rusty lantern

When a male has sex with a female partner who is menstruating, in the dark, with his penis sheathed in a glow in the dark condom.

It was dark, and she was on her period. I rolled on one of those glow in the dark jimmy hats and gave her the old rusty lantern, you know so not blood got into my urethra.

by Colligateclamstuffing May 28, 2019

Green Lantern Movie

Doesn't exist.

Bro, did you see The Green Lantern Movie?

Naw fam, doesn't exist.

by Geckotastica November 17, 2020

Fox Lantern

When a fox swallows a lantern.

Guy#1: Wow that's a fox lantern!

Guy#2: Go take your lantern back I dare you

by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022

Ja'Lantea

A Ja’Lantea is a funny person who goofs off but still cares about people he loves. He makes a ton of jokes which might not always be the most appropriate for the situation but always manage to make someone laugh. He love’s video games and he’s good at them too. He has a very unique personality and makes friends easily. Even though he might get mad easily he won’t stay mad for long. He’s a fun person to be around and is always there when u need him.

Ja'Lantea

by $lovergirl$ July 10, 2023

Sac O Lantern

A drawing of some sort of face resembling a smiley face or Jack-O-Lantern on ones scrotum or ball sac

Also an alcoholic shot consisting of half Peach Shnaps and half Southern Comfort

John stop using my sharpie maker to draw that Sac O Lantern on your nuts

by Jaco Alfonz February 17, 2012

Wanker’s lantern

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.

I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!

by Zachzilla October 28, 2020