Lambert

Adjective
1. The chaos that follows an individual as they move from country to country, usually not of their own making.

"Have you seen what's happened to the UK government?"
"Yeah, but Tom just left the country so it makes sense. Classic Lambert"

by notselwonk October 20, 2022

Seth lambert

the best man you will ever meet always smiling someone you always want to be around perfect hair and a great smile.

Seth lambert is a very athletic man and very attractive

by No one is my name May 25, 2017

Dirty Lamees

Dirty Lamees is a badass bitch who is not afraid to get down and dirty

Yoo bRo have you heard about dirty Lamees! She’ll take your breath away

by Wikey tikey May 16, 2020

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Louis Lambert

Arguably the superior member of the hit band Inhaler.

“Oh what is the name of the guy in the band Inhaler, the best me ever”

“Ryan McMahon, Josh Jenkinson”

“NO”

“Oh you mean Louis Lambert@

by squirtcobain April 22, 2021

Jacob lambert

If you run when you get caught with a vape

Don’t do the jacob lambert

by the cheeseburger October 1, 2021

Lambert

1:
A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where local team manager Paul Lambert left Colchester United for local rivals Norwich City.

2:
A person lacking intelligence and/or common sense.

1: "The referee at today's game is such a fucking Lambert"

2: "He got a low test score. What a Lambert"

by Youknowwhothisismk2 May 4, 2011