verb.
see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing
When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….
This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.
Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing
When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….
This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.
Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.
Group: "Todd, quit kobe'ing the project! It's due in two days and you haven't completed anything yet! Delegate us work so we can help you out."
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"
by hungrylazyhipster February 18, 2015
Get the kobemug. 
Cock-blocking yourself, friendzoning yourself, not texting back and avoiding your crush or possible girlfriend/boyfriend.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
Being your own obstacle in relationships. When you kobe, you are basically the reason the relationship has not happened, mainly because of your lack of effort.
"Damn, I just kobeed myself, but it's okay. Her and I still kind of talk"
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
"I just figured out I was kobe-ing myself and I didn't even know it."
by personas September 1, 2016
Get the Kobemug. instead of “kobe” ( what we used to aid us in throwing something) we should now say “for kobe” in memory of this legend of a man.
bro 1: yo dude watch this
*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right
*thows something*
bro 1: kobe
bro 2: nah man it’s for kobe now
bro 1 yeah you’re right
by g4y_b01 February 1, 2020
Get the For Kobemug. When you choke in clutch time. Missed over 70 game winners in his career. Over rated. Shooting an airball
by La Legend February 8, 2010
Get the kobemug. Person 1: Dude Kobe is the bomb, he won MVP and he's gonna be on the olympic team.
Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.
Person 2: Yeah. Too bad he got his ass handed to him by Paul Peirce in the finals. Fuck, if only they still had the big man.
by Mikline June 18, 2008
Get the Kobemug. Short for Cold Beer. Must be said really fast to make it sound as real as possible. It is what you ask someone for if you are tailgating and you are paying too much attention to say a long word like Cold Beer
Tailgater 1: "Grab me a Kobe"
Tailgater 2: "Already got us covered. Got a box of Kobes right under my feet"
Tailgater 2: "Already got us covered. Got a box of Kobes right under my feet"
by KOBE MAN December 2, 2009
Get the Kobemug.