screwed the pooch and knocked it up

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

by ElOjo January 9, 2008

knocked

Getting caught using or selling drugs. Used mostly to describe drug dealers. Usually they have to stop selling because of it.

Is Karen on tonight?
I heard she got knocked last week, so probably not.

by NatureLover111 October 15, 2006

kicked in the nuts

when some one kicks or knees a guy in the groin, between his legs...in the goods..or grapes..its the weak spot on a guy..its something women have done to guys since the dawn of human life.. in the book the history of sex it talks about how the Jewish women were so well know for going for those balls that they got the women in the other countries doing it..even today in some places its a practiced ritual where one day a yr they will get the men and teen boys together and the girls and women will spend some quality time working on there nuts..i can't remember where it was..i want to say middle east but it might be in Africa..when i was in high school we had woman professor from a college come in and talk to us about this..she goes ever yr and had video of it ..it was wild..girls 7 and up were out there kicking guys and teens in the balls as they were being held..basically the guys got worked on and then left till they recovered then they get worked on again..she said she wished they did that here in the states..i'm sure there a lot of women and girls who would agree

man being held legs spread while some one kicks his nuts over and over again. there u have kicked in the nuts

by mapexrocks September 19, 2009

kicked in the junk

kicked in the genitals.

When I found out she was sleeping around on me, I felt like I was kicked in the junk.

by wee beastie April 22, 2006

Kicked In

Term given to anything deemed less than satisfactory, or unfit to be used. Anything not in good condition and should be disregarded as junk. Used mainly in North Central Regina to describe exes,crews,product.

“I seen your ex the other”
“Yeah? She still looking kicked in?”

“Who’s kicked in ride is that?”

by Samsonog May 18, 2018

half knocked out

to be half asleep, or half unconcious

my brother was half knocked out after he pulled a all nighter

by Aria N. March 29, 2008

yo yo knickers

An Easy Girl. a loose Woman. A slag

"I shagged That Girl last night"
"What Yo Yo Knickers? Who hasn't?"

by SteveDave May 9, 2003