Skip to main content

Aaliyah loves klaus

it means a girl name Aaliyah loves and/or is obsessed with klaus
by aaliyahlovestvdd February 10, 2021
mugGet the Aaliyah loves klaus mug.

krause

a story that is complete bullshit and made up, or just has a lot of nonsense added to it
"i went to mcD's and i shit in the sink!" "i think you're krauseing bro" then everyone starts chanting "krause krause krause krause"
by pube salad May 24, 2012
mugGet the krause mug.

klaased

being repeatedly and publicly humiliated, usually in a sexual matter, often the "two fingers"
man did u see that bitch, he just got klaased
by Kenny May 13, 2005
mugGet the klaased mug.

Klaus Schwab

Most ebil gommunist/fascist (NazBol?) in the world. He wants to achieve peak socialism by outlawing meat and property ownership, and forcing people to eat bugs. He wants to kill billions of "useless eaters" through pandemics and starvation so the world is populated mostly by Asian people, as part of his Great Reset plan. He is lichrully the next Carl Marks, and no food no iPhone vuvuzela 100 trillion dead.

At least, that's what chuds believe.

Also, he never said the magic words "you will own nothing".
"When we build the post-COVID world... one of the important places to start is to ensure that the fruits of the Fourth Industrial Revolution are really shared by all."
-Honorable Chairman of the World Proletariat Forum and Comrade Klaus Schwab
by Built the Obamids October 5, 2022
mugGet the Klaus Schwab mug.

klanse

when you are a little stupid kid who makes up a word
im feeling a little klanse
you look like a old klanse
by Edler October 2, 2017
mugGet the klanse mug.

klaus floride

Klaus floride was the bassist in the dead kennedy's in 1985. his real name is geoffrey lylall. When jello decided to creat his band he was the second one in. now 16 years later dead kennedy's has reunited. but idioticly trials about jello by the rest of the band have excluded him.
"I can never hear klaus on the bass"
by pilar May 13, 2005
mugGet the klaus floride mug.

Klaus

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is slow or bad at there job!
Hey look over there..that guys been doing that task for over a hr! What a Klaus!
by Hom2436 May 3, 2018
mugGet the Klaus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email