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Kang Haneul

A very merply lad who is a great boyfriend and is fine as shyt and very happy.
Ex:

Person: Who is that mighty fine huzzly cheeks right there?

Me: Back the fuck off bitch.. that my huzzly cheeks merp Kang Haneul
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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Kang Job

h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.

z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.
by ktoto August 4, 2009
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Vicky Kang

It's a name belong to a person that was so precious to the earth and to the people around them with a personality that cant be compare to others , this name shall be carried by a person with this exact traits : kind , beautiful , smart , sweet , elegant ,.. and so the list goes on you can name it but it will never be enough. This person only exist one in your life time so the ratio not only rare but to find them among the 7B+ people on earth , you can try to use advance technology , computer , rocket ,.. anything to find them but it wont happen , they will only appear when ever they like , like a summer breeze , albino dinosaur in the forest ? .. yeah well you get what im trying to say . If you ever find them , be honest and treat them nice , they wont make you sad or cry , doesn't matter what gender you are , you will just want to marry them straight away like spending money of a gacha games , they're the perfect husbando/waifu material , they can sometimes be clumsy , despite being so perfect , theyre also human too , if ever so often they made some silly mistake , you wont find it annoying , rather cute , ... yeah too cute to be honest .
She's so cute and perfect , like a reincarnation of Vicky Kang .
by Wandering Hutao's Simp November 24, 2021
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garry kang

Garry kang is used to describe a man missing a foot.
Wow that man over there has no foot he has to be a garry kang
by Footgod123 November 17, 2023
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kang hye in

THE MOST HOTTEST, MOST GORGEOUS, MOST MOMMY IST WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN,

THE MULLET. THE RED HAIR. As our queen CupcakKe once said- "Hump me, f@8k me, Mommy better make me choke".
you must bow in her presence. and in this scenerio you are ALWAYS bottom.
person1:who is kang hye in?
person2: what the fuck is wrong with you.
by UR_m0m2.0 January 26, 2022
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kang zheng

Indention God
Bro can you Kang Zheng me a bus for the school trip
by EMT AWO January 14, 2020
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Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.
by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023
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